Hey Big Daddy,
It looks like every time I turn around, another Californian
is being named to the Obama Cabinet. What gives? And
what does it mean for California?
Hey Optimstic,
You’re right. President Obama is snatching up Californians
faster than AIG is grabbing stimulus dollars. There’s Leon Panetta at the CIA; Steven Chu running the Energy Department; Hilda Solis at Labor; Ellen Tauscher doing whatever the hell it is she’s going to be doing. The list goes on.
I haven’t seen this many Californians in lofty Washington positions
since a 1971 party at the Mayflower Hotel, the details of which
I’m not at liberty to divulge, even now. While many of
the people from that fateful gathering are no longer
among us, there’s a certain former San Francisco Mayor who would likely
take umbrage at me spilling the beans, even some 40 years later.
But it’s not only the Obama Cabinet that’s overflowing with Golden State mojo. Take a look at
the muckity-mucks in Congress. The speaker, Nancy Pelosi, is a
Californian. Henry Waxman chairs what is arguably the
most powerful committee in the House. Dianne Feinstein
and Barbara Boxer both chair powerful committees. And,
then of course, there’s Rahm Emanuel. Sure, he’s technically from Illinois, but anyone who raises
money, wields power, and cusses like that is an honorary
Californian as far as I’m concerned.
Even on the Republican side, we’ve got a little pull. The human hair mop that is Kevin McCarthy is climbing the Republican Congressional ladder faster than Chuck Schumer running toward a television camera. And even good, old Darrell Issa is moving up the food chain as the ranking Republican on the House Oversight Committee.
Perhaps this newfound power is simple retribution.
During the Bush years, it was as if the United States
ended at the Nevada state line. But now, it’s a whole new era. And it’s paying real dividends.
Take a look at the way the federal stimulus plans have
been written. In many of the most important areas,
like energy, the dollars are being handed out to programs
exactly like the ones that we already have here in
California. And it just so happens that the chairman
of the House energy committee, the House Speaker and
the Energy Secretary are all Californians. Coincidence?
I think not.
There are rumors that Obama may not be done. He had originally targeted Xavier Becerra for Commerce, but that didn’t work out. Now, Mike Honda is lobbying for the top job at the Peace Corps like his life depended on it. Somewhere, I think Joe Simitian and Sally Lieber are rooting him on.
To all of this I say, it’s about time. California often gets slighted when Republicans
are in power, and taken for granted when Democrats
are in power. Sure, they all love coming out to raise
money, but so often, California becomes a political
afterthought. So, kudos to President Obama, and our
Congressional powerbrokers. All that’s left now is to sit back and watch the pork roll West.

